Hello, my Dirties, and welcome to TheDirtySwagger.com.  Please excuse the burn holes in the furniture and beer stains on the floor. No, we don't know who that is passed out in the bathroom. While you're here, you might as well scope out the photo gallery, dig on the tunes, find out where we'll be wreaking havoc next, and sign the guestbook. Fan mail and hate mail are both accepted. We've warranted both. Forget those other bootleg sites, this is the OFFICIAL website of, THE DIRTY SWAGGER. Check back often for updates on future releases or shows. Just don't be creepy about it. Ok, be creepy about it, we won't judge you. We know if you're here that you're riff raff. Stay Dirty, we salute you.